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 lifeblog, shady life choices + introspection
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 Posted: Oct 22 2017, 11:44 AM
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a series of quotes whose literal accuracy is questionable but whose spiritual accuracy is high


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me: everything is the worst
me: i've clearly made the wrong decision and will never be happy
universe: have you considered that change is hard
universe: or that your sleep schedule is off
universe: or that you're lonely
me: LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU

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me: everything is the worst
me: [meditates for the first time in 6 weeks]
me: ...well this is awkward

QUOTE
dude: there's this thing... that i don't tell... ANYONE!!!
me, a stranger: but you're about to tell me right now
dude: yes
dude 2: me next

QUOTE
me: we're gonna talk about your abuse now
dad: [hangs up]
LATER
me: we're gonna talk about your abuse now
dad: WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM
me: i'm so glad you asked

QUOTE
guy friend: men and women can't be friends, it's science
me: what's it like to be an idiot
guy friend: i don't need this negativity in my life
guy friend: [continues to talk to me]
ONE YEAR LATER
guy friend: hey do you wanna go to this jazz thing with me, i don't want to go with a random off tinder
me: i will go and also casually explain how gender and socialization work

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me: did you know that gender is a lie and an invention of class
friend: you are invalidating my identity stop talking to me
ONE WEEK LATER
friend: did you know that gender is a lie and an invention of class
me: i had not heard

QUOTE
friend: [talks about problem]
me: [advice]
friend: WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS GIVING ME ADVICE I'M NOT AN IDIOT
me: i will not give you advice
TWO DAYS LATER
friend: [talks about problem]
me: i am
me: not going to give you advice!
friend: thank you!
friend: ...
friend: ...nevermind, advise me

QUOTE
me: i don't believe in giving up
friend: i can't tell if this is admirable or pathological
me: are we scoring that by frequency of analysis or by the word count of my persistent emails

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me: but you see, i have experienced real love, no one else knows what i'm talking about
friend: whether you are right or wrong, you are still insufferable every time you point this out
me: i am angst daddy

QUOTE
me: i don't believe in giving up
friend: easy for you to say, your brain and life aren't broken
me: mostly i just decided i wasn't going to let a broken life and brain ruin my human experience
me: it's like showing up to prom in a thrift store dress with the determination to outdance everyone anyways

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me: why do therapists avoid talking about trauma with their patients
my therapist: because it scares them
my therapist: and if patients never heal from their original traumas they will go to therapy forever
me: cool

QUOTE
me: dad, just consider this, okay-
dad: STOP TRYING TO BE A THERAPIST ON ME
me: dad i am already everyone else's therapist
me: don't be the holdout

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